Thursday, September 29, 2011

Well...

Well... for the individual who kindly asked how I felt about the Rays vs. the Sox in a one game playoff. Here's my answer. It comes from a friend of mine's facebook status from earlier this morning. Granted, he is not the brightest bulb, but it could not have been better said ( I will edit where necessary). I quote:

"explicit-ing redsox, wat the explicit is wrong wit ya, u guys always explicit always explicit-ing up at the end. How the explicit u loose againts baltimore, are u guys nuts? And lackey we put money in ur pocket to perform like u did in the angels but ur just another renteria. Hey beckett wat the got damn explicit is wrong wit u bro! Francona please have them run suicides. ( In case you were wondering all the explicits begin with "f").

But ya, anyone have anything better to say? The oooooooooooooooooonly thing i might have added is maybe another 500-600 words on why John Lackey sucks. I know this is a terrible thing to say but, I really hope that he stubs his toes getting out of bed tommorow. And if he cant do that, I hope he hits his head on a coffee table while trying to put on his socks. Thank you. And goodnight. I'm going to take a few days to gather myself and recover from the absolute mockery of a baseball season we've all just witnessed.

4 comments:

  1. I know nothing of sports but I do not find it surprising that a guy named Lackey sucks.

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  2. To be honest, I wish I could block all FB statuses about the F'n Sox. For every move they make fifty friends will comment on it.

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  3. Terry Francona is gone. I didn't think I'd have anything to say on a baseball blog, but there it is.

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